When driving her to Nana and Papa's house to eventually go home with her mother:
Annie: Make sure you take good care of my baby while I'm gone.
Daddy: Will do.
Annie: If she stinks, you need to change her diaper. She probably has poop.
Daddy: (silent pause)
Annie: Are you ignoring me?
Daddy: No, honey, I'm just listening to your instructions.
Annie: It might be pee, too, though... if it stinks.
Daddy: I'll take good care of her. I've done this before, you know...
Annie: I know. You took care of me.
Daddy: I sure did.
Annie: She'll need a bottle if she gets hungry. And you need to make sure she takes naps when she's tired.
Daddy: ("pregnant" pause)
Annie: (groan) I forgot to make a list for you.
Daddy: (stifling a chuckle) I'm sure I'll be alright.
She is so focused when she wants to be.
Proud of my burgeoning monster






