October 03, 2005
The Hockanson home has been performing experiments. It has nothing to do with procrastination. As it turns out, after careful data collecting, and environment control, the Hockanson Experimental Laboratory for Worthless Scientific Facts has determined the following: It takes one week (+/- one day) for a laundry basket full of clothes to become furniture.

Evidence:

Other:

1) I’m in the wrong profession. I had to call a plumber to auger out the drain. I had everything ready, helped him haul the auger down to the septic tank, and connected it to the electricity. Last night I had cleared everything away from the septic access. I thought he would need about fifteen minutes to clear the blockage. I was wrong. I helped him get set up, went into the house to get the checkbook, and came outside just in time to see the clog break. It took five minutes. From the time he turned off of Highway 9 until the time he returned to Highway 9, he couldn’t have spent more than 20 minutes. It cost me $125…

2) Chutes and Ladders is a great game for practicing math. Annie and I played two games, and since the spinner only has numbers one through six, we could easily practice adding numbers 1-6 to numbers up to 100… Good stuff.

Laundry is put away, cat feels homeless...
Ozarkyn • 07:09 PM • leave a commenttrackback