How true this is.  Our Rudy cat (Indian name: Begs with her Claws) not only likes to investigate when we’re in the bathroom, but every time I’m on the phone, she thinks I’m talking to her.

Also, have you noticed that all pets get exponentially bigger and heavier when they get on a bed?

Ah, yes, about that bathroom, and the non-door. You forgot to mention that there is a also a door to the deck off the master bath with a HUGE WINDOW IN IT.

I wish you could have seen me doing the Harry Potter Locater Map thing in my head, trying to remember where everyone was, especially YOU, and then taking the fastest pee of my life.