Our kitty cat, Rudy and our gastrointestinally challenged German Shepherd Ruff conspired together in one of the best examples of cross-species partnership.  They worked together to steal my wife’s sandwich off the dining room table.

She made a sandwich, went to go get a book or some damn thing, and left it sitting on the table for no more than five minutes.  <cue Mission Impossible music>

Rudy jumped up on the table while Ruff stood as look-out.  Rudy then pushed the sandwich to the edge of the table, where half fell on the floor for Ruff, while Rudy ate the other half on the table.

My wife came back to see two very satisfied, if somewhat guilty-looking, animals licking the crumbs from their cheeks.