I hate math so much.  Thankfully so far my kids and have needed or wanted my help.  Hopefully that day will NEVER come!  LOL

Wendy my dear,

Math truly makes the world go round. Ok, that and physics… Embrace it.

cough<GEEK>cough

cough <look in the mirror> cough…

Are you saying I’m fat?  Because I just want to be clear on this....

No, it wasn’t a reference to your physical appearance. How about this “Hello? Pot? This is kettle. You’re black.”