Yeah, well at least you’ve gotten past the stupid come-over…
Did you mean, “comb-over?”
I never did the comb-over. I have always embraced my lack of thatching on the roof with brazen honesty. In fact, I started cutting it short so it would have less resistence through my comb, resulting in fewer yanked out hairs.
Now I don’t even need a comb.
Nice to see a picture of you. Its been so long I almost forget what you look like. Dad thought it was great. If you go bald its not my fault. You should see all the hair your grandfather still has.
Sorry, Flanders, I wasn’t clear… I was actually always impressed that you didn’t do the comb-over. Me on the other hand…
Mom, genetics don’t lie… It wouldn’t come from grandpa, but from grandma. Last I saw Uncle Jeff, he was cutting it a little close…
I’ve caught a bit of crap regarding my picture. Unfortunately, that is what I look like…
Dude, at least you have hair to get messy.
Count the blessings, man. The blessings.