You ever see a dog roll in cow shit?.... basically.... HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A DOG?? at least that had access to cow crap, dead carcasses of things?. One of the worst experiences is inviting your dog in for the evening, he’ll lay around as they do..... let him sleep in the bed… he likes to get under the covers, and wake to a morning with a god-aweful stench. You find he must have rolled in something last night....... we now own a fancy steam cleaner, and I don’t let him out on his own unless hes somehow secured, in a fence or tied.
You should change his name to Skidmark.