You say that only because you would like me to give some fodder for the people at school to talk about! When I decided to fix the bench at school that Heather snagged herself on, you would all have loved to have the discussion in my absence if I had bent over and showed crack!
Wouldn’t that make interesting playground conversation! And no, we would not have waited until you were gone to have that discussion - HA HA!!
You should try Commando - you might like it - HA!