1.) So, I said, “Jill, we need a MAN’S SUV!” Then I proceeded to burn myself and act cool about it while offering you a beer…
2.) You need Verizon Wireless with the family share plan. That way you can send your kids out into the cold snow to shovel the drive that you will not shovel yourself. Finally, you can do all this from the comfort of your warm home while you burn yourself on your hot coffee.
3.) Well, it does not take a rocket scientist, or an engineer, or a frickin’ Ph.D. to figure out you need to buy our product!
Your wives may have been brilliant, but they were dumb as speedbumps to fail to recognize a devoted husband and father when they saw one.
Men have been getting short shrift in commercials for years. We’re always the comedic foil for the savvy mom or girlfriend in a commercial.
I’m tired of being labeled a schwantz just because I’m a man. If I took out an ad that showed a woman being a bubblehead, I’d be castrated for being a “misogynist”. How fair is that?